The trench coat
Pissed: how I feel when I see someone wearing a great trench coat that I know if draped over my body would appear as though I have little to no legs and/or feet – man, how I have longed to be in the trenches. SO, when I came across this trench coat and it actually allowed me to maintain normal looking stature, I had to have it – and have it I do. And wear it I will. This coat also serves to satisfy my affinity with owning something of the military sort. Bravo coat.